Always take the stuff the drug test laboratory charges a premium to test for. Chances are your boss was too stingy to test if you were too high.
You can choose? The ones I’ve been made to take are always the 5 panel ones.
I can, in fact, choose the drugs I take, yes.
Look at Mr. Fancypants here, not having to guess what brand of fucked up™ you’ll be at the office each day.
Freshman year of highschool my geography teacher who was a bit of an oddball took me aside after class one day and asked if I was coming to school high. He said I acted strange and always seemed out of it, plus my eyes were always red. I insisted I was just tired in the morning, and I had never smoked pot, but he kept pushing for a while before giving up.
Flash forward to a few years after highschool and I told that story to a friend of mine. She laughed and said she had smoked weed with that teacher before and he was probably just looking for someone to sell it to him.
“Either that or the stuff I bought… yes. Yes, I am weird.”
I think I’d show up to work in something that could be taken for Bill Cypher cosplay just to drive home the point.
Weird and stuffed to the gills with bottles of fake piss
What?
