me: searches for Thing for 15 minutes

me: ugh… MOM DO YOU KNOW WHERE Thing IS

mom: No but I can help you look

mom after approximately 3.5 seconds: it’s right here sweeite

me: …how did you do that

Ridiculous.

I think I like it.

… which is probably what my mother thought when she first set eyes on me, tbh.

Who tf is down voting OC work on Lemmy? Gtf outta here losers!

Nice job as usual, Custard.

WTF?