I understand nothing and my brain is mush. Have mercy on us none native English speaker. Like seriously, what it it about?
An elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.
Thanks for the explanation.
When you’re so horny for metaphors that you can’t remember what you were originally talking about.
Exactly! You get it.
Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.
It’s challenging, because he’s challenging to listen to, even though his message is important
…ya know… whatever that is…
“we’re in line at a theme park called DANGER and someone just force fed us a FAST PASS”
chef’s kiss
I work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.