- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/21851456
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Distro: “Ubuntu with Bing”
Did you mean Wubuntu ?
I downloaded free cracked linux version, plz help me how to disable this watermark.
I can get you a Mint CD key for 15€ or Arch for 2€. DM me.
I get you a LFS one for free, I even pay a camera team do document your process of liberation
Shout out to my buddy who has been using an un-activated copy of Win10 for over 5 years despite being called out anytime he shares his screen.
And yes we told him how to but “It doesn’t bother him”
Where can I get the privacy nightmare AI application for Linux? I want it to take screenshots of my computer (in case I want to search it), never really use it, but store the data on my PC unencrypted, thus able to be hacked.
Microsoft Linux.
Someone made that, sort of. Unfortunately, the privacy nightmare is slightly reduced compared to the original one.
The security nightmare is reduced by a lot, thanks to Linux being a lot more safe system. Of course the occasional very old security issues get found, but those are only old if some swifty hacker found out and didn’t disclose it publicly, or had to wait for years to be solved.
Ah yes, the Red Hat experience!
Without RedHat, we wouldnt have Linux in the US governments, no SELinux, no Android security.
I think there is worse than companies selling Linux
Time to activate Linux with sketchy activation scripts
Just a one-liner as root, and you’re done.
Root account unavailable, you have not activated the premium account for this Linux installation, please activate by purchasing it for a $5 monthly subscription
Oh it’s subscription based, ok. I have a flash drive for that. Helps me erase the OS and put a whole new one in.
The installation media you’re attempting to install on this hardware is not supported and does not follow our privacy protection policy, please contact our support team for further assistance
EDIT: damn I feel like I should get hired by Microsoft or some other sh#t company because I’m getting good at this anti consumer crap
Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn’t see that it was lemmy, I didn’t remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.
So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣
