Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You’re pissing everywhere!
“Nothing. I’m all righ- *puke*”
I don’t think I can pee that high
Only one way to find out.
walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold
Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl
LOOSEN UP!
They came from… behind!
Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!
We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!
Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!
Later: pee all the way up the wall
Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.
Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.
Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?
I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.