Yeah, it’s a uniquely fucked up situation that in 99.9% of cases apps can only send a notification through Google’s or apple’s servers and there’s no alternative available like using UnifiedPush or annihilating battery life.

And yet most of the senators can differentiate between an iphone and an android.

“The source declined to identify the foreign governments involved in making the requests but described them as democracies allied to the United States.”

Speak up, now. There’s a lot of democracies and “democracies” to go off that description.

Who would have thought…