in all of my years living in NYC, this has happened on no fewer than 4 occasions— seeing aa missing pet sign and then looking over to see that pet just sitting there or walking around nearby. yes, I called the owners.
Holy crap, you’ve found four missing pets? That’s pretty damn amazing.
Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.
Nah I wouldn’t be surprised. Bastards are smart and assholes.
I’ve never even found a four leaf clover. I mean, I guess the last time I tried I was like 9 but still.
Impressive! Wow, you go outside that often, huh.
Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don’t.
“You say anything and I’ll cut you”
“Did they put out the posters again!? I was gone for a day!”
That cat wants a snack thats all
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Its true the cat is not formally educated but please don’t call it British.
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You ain’t never learned to just keep that there mouth shut bout how some people make themselves easily understood?
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Consider that English grammar in general feels like that for everybody whose first language has synthetic grammar (like Slavic languages).
A-and for me it seemed funny and it’s amazing how there are so many dialects of English. It’s really boring to speak a language which is more or less the same everywhere it’s present.