realitista@lemm.ee to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 9 months agoYou may now read the vows you have preparedlemm.eeimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up115arrow-down1imageYou may now read the vows you have preparedlemm.eerealitista@lemm.ee to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square2fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSabre363@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoNot that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago“at some point in a relationship you have seen your partners butthole more times than they have and I thing this is a wonderful thing” “The bride has also written her own vows …”
Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.
“at some point in a relationship you have seen your partners butthole more times than they have and I thing this is a wonderful thing”
“The bride has also written her own vows …”