Here’s to Dave’s home brew 🍻
I ’ M F R E E
FREEEEEEEE
Free fallin’?
hi F R E E, i’m bacon
I can nearly stand straight!! I’m getting better. ( explanation, sciatica puts pressure on the nerves leaving the spine , if you lean forward it relieves pressure and pain. Standing straight means the spine is ok ))
Haven’t felt nearly as bad with the latest jab as I did the last booster, but I’ve been sleeping quite a bit.
Also my arm is sore, as I found out when Zooks was snuggling up to me and stomping on it with her little floofy pawses. Owwww.Much lighter fever this time, but arm is extra sore.
Fever, in the morning, fever all through the night …
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Chef is undergoing vaccine fever. Please help yourself.
hugs would you like a cup of tea?
Yes please thank you ☕️
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🥩🍳🥞🌮🦞🍣🍤🍕🍲🥘🧋
🧀🥓🍗🧄🌿🧀🌯
🐙🫕🥨🐊🫛🦖
🙈🌵🍄🌪️🦥🦠🍎🦪
A shy monkey, drinking from the cactus, was infected by cordyceps before a tornado swept him away and onto a sloth’s tree branch. There, the cordyceps joined hands with the sloth’s virus and infected all apples. As a result, no doctors can go near or study the infection source. In the end, only oysters remain.
Also my sympathies. *offers item of your choice *
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Note to self. Induction hot plates work MUCH better if you plug them in. No, don’t ask. I might have to kill you if I tell you.
I tell myself this regarding the kettle with embarrassing frequency. Especially when I start pouring (and then cursing).
Kinda actually proud of this shot from yesterday! Stunning sky!
There is a cruel lack of chips in this house.
Well it finally happened. Stepped on a kids toy, slid and went down like a sack of shit. Hip and back did not appreciate the ride.
I had a cup of tea that had off milk in it. I drank half of it before I realised. Let’s see how this goes.
Blurgh 🤢
Yeah a little like that.
I’m not sure a word exists that adequately describes how I feel about ironing.
Ironing is something I let go with the first lockdown. I don’t miss it.
Sadly required for sewing. Can’t cut straight or to measure if stuff is crinkly
Ah, this comment has helped me see that I am the reason my sewing is a tad wack; I don’t even own an iron… The more you know lol
High thee to Kmart. You will notice a difference.
(optional: ironing board cover with nude men to singe when annoyed by the chore)
1h 30mins to go until I’m done with work.
Then:
Sunday off
Monday, Tuesday on
Wednesday off
Thursday on
Friday offWonder if I can request a last minute annual leave day for Thursday…
Enjoy your day!
Don’t tell me what to do. I’ve half a mind to have a miserable day just to spite you!
Who’s the dummy who offered to work today? And who’s the dummy that couldn’t tear themselves away from watching Der Pass S2?
It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t keep waking up to this wretched humidity.
This week’s featured song playing around and around in my head is Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal.
Does anyone know if Annie was, in fact, ok?
I’m gonna say no.
You were struck down. It was your doom Annie
Vale Annie.
Neighbours have forgotten not everyone in the block wants to feel like they live in a night club…
Truly can’t wait to move in May, between party house central and the REA not disclosing they would be our neighbours until after signing the lease (still can’t believe there are no laws around disclosing something like that prior to signing the lease) I just want to get out.