So, the only way to beat Danny DeVito is to confuse him into thinking it’s always sunny?
Or to call Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.
Only if you live in Philadelphia, yes.
The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth
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Classic Tumblr: the only site fucked enough to let you edit other people’s posts. Try all you want, Twitter, you can’t possibly add a worse feature than that.
Wait you can edit other’s posts? Are you trolling me?
You can’t edit the post on someone else’s blog, but you can when reblogging it to your own. This means that anyone who rebloggs the post from you, someone who reblogged from them, or anyone else down the chain will retain your edits. It was really popular to do this to John Green.
Edit: Fixed a mistake.
It was really popular to do this to Danny DeVito.
Poor guy
It was really popular to do this to Danny DeVito.
Poor guy
Yeah, why him of all people?
Pop culture baby, he has a meme value on the meme stock market
If only John Green could keep his mouth shut about his favorite taste.
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No, there was a period of time on Tumblr where you could actually edit other people’s posts when you reblogged them. The edit would only appear in your chain of posts (i.e., your reblog and if anybody reblogged your edited version), but it would be completely indistinguishable from the original unless somebody went and viewed the original post on the op’s blog or something. No quotes or acreenshots needed. Simply hit reblog, scroll up, and change the original post however you like, then hit post.
I heard if you watch the virus video he’ll come out of your couch like a nightcrawler while you’re sleeping
He just wants to be pure.
That’s two separate but similar scenes where he’s slicked down and nude lmao
Quick anecdote: when my wife and I were maybe 2-3 months into dating, I was driving and she wanted to put a song on. My phone was hooked up to the aux so I just handed it to her. She went on youtube to look the song up and the first thing in my search history was “danny devito crawling out of a couch naked”. She hadnt seem it’s always sunny before so it was a bit of a shock. Thankfully she already knew I was a weirdo otherwise I might have been single after that lol
That virus video has way too much free real estate in my head. Every time someone says “a virus” it gets all echoey in my head
BAMF
Absolutely was scared of him when I was younger! He was the penguin in the old Batman movies. Total nightmare fuel.
For sure, my first thought was ‘well, yeah’:
He legit kidnaps first born kids out their beds to kill them in the sewer. Makes perfect sense to fear him.
old Batman movies
You…you shut your mouth.
He was also the evil dad in Matilda, maybe less scary on paper but infinitely more realistic.
The Penguin straight up kidnaps children out of their beds with the intent to drown them in Batman Returns. I can see kids fearing Danny Devito
I pictured the Penguin setting up a giant tank full of Batman Returns VHS tapes to drown children in.
Hmm, immortal Danny DeVito? yes, this is approved, what do we need to do to make it happen?
If someone old gets vampired, do they turn back young at the next feed or are they stuck at their current age?
In most vampire worlds they are stuck with the age they were bit. (IIRC.)
Kinda sad. better than nothing I suppose.
Hey, if a child watched Taxi, I could see the tyke developing a healthy fear if Danny Devito. Louie was a nasty misanthrope most of the time.
Love that scene where he comes out of his elevated manager both to confront the guy and he’s so much shorter than him
I swear I’ve seen this before but with Markiplier.
The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth
This has the makings of an excellent Madlibs prompt.
