I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
You win a free trip to the Hague
Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs
It says Pittsburgh, but 15102 is the zip code for Bethel Park
They put it back about an hour later
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
How much to become a capybara?
Well that was certainly a thing
Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute
Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100