𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agoWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?message-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down133
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 months agoThey’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings. Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
minus-squareFollowupquestion@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months ago Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones. They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.
They’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings.
Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
Even aliens are afraid of The Mouse.
They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.