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I had a friend in high school who would answer the phone with “Bob’s Pizza and Abortions. Your loss is our sauce.”
For years my buddy would answer calls with “current location sperm bank, you jack it we pack it. How can I help you?”
Welcome to Patricia’s used panties
We sell em, you smell em.
Are you calling to buy or to sell?
Joe’s abortion clinic. No fetus can beat us!
Had a friend who’d say “Helga’s House of Pain…”