• uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Bob is speaking the expected bullshit lingo, make sure he is only talking to clients and not bothering the dev team ever.

    Five minutes later: Your calendar is bombard with recurring face-to-face project progress meetings

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      5 months ago

      0900 till 0930 - 15 min standup meeting. 1000 till 1100 - Pre meeting for customer meeting at 1100.
      1100 till 1200 - Customer meeting.
      1230 till 1300 - Post Meeting catchup.
      1300 till 1330 - focus time.
      1330 till 1430 - JIRA board update meeting.
      1430 till 1500 - priorities review meeting.
      1500 till 1645 - focus time.
      1645 till 1730 - EOD standup.

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        5 months ago

        I dont even work in corporate and reading this makes me yearn for the sweet, merciful embrace of death