This is real
I’d
apt remove
theseYou have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.
This incident will be reported.
sudo !!
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.
sudo apt remove
You need to make sure you always use the “+consent” flag. Never move forward without it.
Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.
Tell me you’re bi without telling me you’re bi
Does it also come in ladies sizes?
chmod -R 777
Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!
My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable
This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.
Damn straight… or actually not. Keep the normies out I say.
My floppy disk is now a hard disk.