• Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    listen, dog kibble is like, scientifically engineered and shit to give them a balanced diet full of all the nutrients every dog needs completely

    if there were people kibble just like that i’d probably eat it too

    and not just because i find puppygirls enthralling >////>;

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      4 months ago

      I dream with a human kibble too. The closest things I’ve found is Soylent and it’s competitors.

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        4 months ago

        I actually have quite enjoyed Soylent!

        However, it’s designed for people with normal metabolisms and digestive systems.

        My metabolism is giga fucked forever and I’ve basically already consumed an entire lifetime’s worth of carbohydrates. So carbs make me sick. Joint pain, inflammation, swelling in the extremities of my limbs, fatigue, trouble sleeping… I know it’s carbs because these symptoms stop when I stop eating carbohydrates.

        They’re just really gods damned hard to avoid.

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          4 months ago

          Sorry to hear that! But yeah, I enjoy it too. It took a couple of tries to get used to the soy flavor, but after that, it’s great! If I’m too depressed or lazy to feed myself I can just make a glass of sweet vanilla-dlavored dystopian slop and that’s it. It’s great mixed with fruit and yogurt too.