House Republican Lauren Boebert is polling 14 points behind potential Democratic rival Ike McCorkle in a hypothetic matchup for Colorado’s 4th Congressional District according to a survey conducted on behalf of his campaign.
The poll found McCorkle, a former Marine, would get 43 percent of the vote against 27 percent for Boebert—with another 33 percent of voters undecided.
In December 2023, Boebert, a Donald Trump-supporting GOP hardliner who represents Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District in the House, announced she wanted to run for the state’s traditionally more conservative 4th District in a surprise move. Boebert said she made the move seeking a “fresh start” after a “pretty difficult year for me and my family,” but critics argued she was worried about losing to Democrat Adam Frisch—who she narrowly beat by around 500 votes in November 2022.
Crazy timing. Just the other day I was asking bobo how she felt being 14 points behind. She just squirted more lube into her hand and said “dont be silly”.
I can tell you’re lying because she likes it dry and over the pants.
Used to call that a Levi’s special back in college
Too bad she wouldn’t know a thing about college though.
Probably didn’t stop her from being some fraternity’s favorite invite to parties
You think she went to college? She barely got her GED before getting elected.
She better get those hands busy
Careful! If you say busy hands 3 times she shows up and it doesn’t matter where you are she does what you called her for.
I wish this was true. I’d use this to prevent her from ever voting in Congress again with the added bonus of getting a bunch of hand jobs.
I dunno…
Waiting for her OnlyFans
Glad she is so behind.
She sees it as handy.
Please make certain you are registered to vote.
Good.
So long as those people stay consistent and 1 in 5 undecided voters fall to McCorkle Bobert loses.
As a resident of CO-4, I am withholding judgement until I get my complimentary handjob.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
House Republican Lauren Boebert is polling 14 points behind potential Democratic rival Ike McCorkle in a hypothetic matchup for Colorado’s 4th Congressional District according to a survey conducted on behalf of his campaign.
Boebert said she made the move seeking a “fresh start” after a “pretty difficult year for me and my family,” but critics argued she was worried about losing to Democrat Adam Frisch—who she narrowly beat by around 500 votes in November 2022.
The survey McCorkle commissioned was of 423 likely voters in Colorado’s 4th District, conducted by Gravis Marketing from May 22-May 24 both online and by text.
To secure the Republican nomination for Colorado’s 4th District in November Boebert will have to defeat state representatives Mike Lynch and Richard Holtorf, ex-state senator Jerry Sonnenberg, business owner Peter Yu and former talk radio presenter Deborah Flore.
For the Democratic nomination McCorkle is running against engineer John Padora and ex-speechwriter Trisha Calvarese, who will also contest the special election in June.
Boebert has a long history of courting controversy and in September 2023 was asked to leave a performance of the Beetlejuice musical in Denver along with a male companion after becoming disruptive.
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I’d vote for the guy just for his name. Ike McCorkle sounds like a character from
Ren & StimpyPete and Pete and I love it.
