Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Found John Oliver’s fediverse account

In my head it’s Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Vroom vroom is fun.

Shifting is fun.

Fun is good.

There’s lots of non-legitimate ways people use guns. For example, I’ve only ever shot them for fun. I imagine being able to have a simulated machine gun experience without all the red tape is pretty fun.

However, we outlawed three-wheeled ATVs despite them being fun so it’s not an argument.

“I like how the lead makes the meat taste. Tangy and metallic.”

Not to increase your suspicion but over a decade ago James Comey joked about that and then Jeff Sessions grilled him in front of Congress:

FBI Director James Comey said Wednesday that he was trying to be “funny” when he remarked at a conference this week that some of the people he’s looking to hire to fight cybercrime “want to smoke weed on the way to the interview.”

As someone who has infosec skills that could be useful, the weed prohibition isn’t the main reason I don’t work for the government. It’s that they’d make me come into an office.

having the CIA snatch Netanyahu three months ago and deliver him to the Hague in a rubber sack with a note that says “We still love Israel but this guy can get fucked.”

Oh, I wouldn’t do that. Just drop him in the middle of Rafah and let him walk home.

My impression of the Vision Pro was that it was built and priced for developers to buy and expense and then build VR apps with it. That way when the consumer version comes out there’s stuff in the app store.

Politics means being annoyed, angry, and depressed about things you can’t change in any meaningful way every year until you die. Or every four years if you’re lucky enough to be able to ignore it.

Dana Carvey’s impressions of him were hilarious

Oh, totally. But that goofy big-eared Texan with the charts and “can ah finish” helped Clinton.

Maybe Democrats need to do something like that.

My grocery store just sent me an email saying that avocado and mangos are their top picks this week.

Coincidence?

I hate that my first thought about my kid not having a cell phone at school is that I won’t get a call from them if someone shoots up their school and will be panicking the entire way there.

They also helped Bill Clinton get elected, so that’s nice.

Continue pushing after the election has ended instead of the usual “Oop, election done. All good.” and then panic four years later.

Pushing what exactly? Is there some kind of button everyone else is aware of? Perhaps it’s a lever?

My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective at defeating their enemies.

So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.

Much like most cultural events, I’ll just wait for the funniest clips to be posted to YouTube

Kerbal Space Program has a similar vibe, and other space sims take themselves way too seriously to be fun.

RIP KSP2

If that game freezes is in paralyzed?