Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-squaremessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square177fedilink
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThey weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoRookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThose sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.