• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    24 days ago

    Your body needs 3 major things to continue short term functioning.

    Water.

    Calories, preferably sugar, fat, and protein, in that order.

    Salt.

    Filling those needs is challenging to a species that hasn’t discovered nitrogen fertilizer. Fast food typically dehydrates their burgers, so you serve it alongside a soda and double down on the calories.