I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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    3 months ago

    what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

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      3 months ago

      I have a bidet with the functions he mentions other than auto flush as it installs on a standard American toilet. You scoff, but profiles probably are a thing.

      Mine has a remote that probably does what his app does. It controls:

      • Start/Stop
      • Water temperature
      • Seat temperature
      • Water pressure
      • Angle of nozzle
      • Oscillator
      • Turbo mode
      • Air dryer
      • Deodorizer
      • Children’s mode
      • Women’s hygiene mode
      • Default run duration timer setting
      • Power save mode
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        3 months ago

        I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

        Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.