henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 days agoI wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareI wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoGranted, it’s now a portal to the bottom of the Arctic Ocean. Once you open it, a stream of water will shoot out with a pressure of 300 Bar. Enough to cut steel. And it will. not. stop.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.pubOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-215 days agoAnd, as if to add insult to literal injury, it’s salt water! Hrm, is it not drinking water then?
Granted, it’s now a portal to the bottom of the Arctic Ocean. Once you open it, a stream of water will shoot out with a pressure of 300 Bar. Enough to cut steel.
And it will. not. stop.
And, as if to add insult to literal injury, it’s salt water!
Hrm, is it not drinking water then?