devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down19
arrow-up1454arrow-down1imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worlddevilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squareSasha@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?