devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 days agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down18
arrow-up1452arrow-down1imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worlddevilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·11 days agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 days agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squareSasha@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 days agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?