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You’re selling this shit in your shop and I’m paying full price buying this shit. I’m not embarrassed one bit.
When you stop giving a shit about stuff like this, are you officially “old”?
Uhhhh asking for a friend…
Its more like adult i’d say. When you realize noone cares lol
Exactly, I’ve worked checkout and the only time I cared or even paid attention to what someone was getting was when family or friends went through my line
Not old, it’s called being emotionally mature (may depend on how you are processing it).
Reminds me of when, much younger, my wife was going into a store to grab pregnancy tests. She was very shy about it but quickly grabbed them, played it off cool with the cashier and left. When she got home, I had to point out the error she made in her haste: instead of pregnancy tests, they were tests for vaginal bacteria!
Not only did she boldly look the cashier in the eye, she was ultimately saying “oh ya, you know it stinks down there and I will not be ashamed”. Which good on her except she was so embarrassed when she found out.
(Real talk though, no shame of you do need to test your pH down there, or doing a bit of family planning)
Bruh who the fuck says that
He meant saying that non-verbally
We were cracking up last time at Safeway because it announces everything you scan.
“please put your bulk potatoes in the bagging area”
And the voice changes when it says the item name, no idea why we thought it was funny but we were losing it
I love the voice change, it makes it sound like it’s saying the item with massive air quotes so suddenly everything sounds like a euphemism for something terrible
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If you want to pass the pain to someone else you can order it on Uber or whatever and specify they go through human checkout lmao
Do people actually get embarrassed buying things?
Yes, people get embarrassed when buying things for common human conditions and events all the time. There are even commonly shared jokes about it, like this comic.
I never knew.
Yes
Yes, I don’t like people knowing I’ve got the shits or the size of my penis.
Why do they even sell baby sized condoms, anyway?
Some people have dicks the size of babies. We’re all about equality
For me.
Do people actually not?
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