“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) repeated social media claims that humans can control the weather — in the midst of a series of deadly hurricanes — is too much for some of her colleagues to handle.”

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    “She thinks we have no impact on the climate but somehow control the weather,” scoffed another House Republican.

    Who is this House Republican? I legit want to give them a cookie.

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      Well its a house Republican that’s too cowardly to have their name affixed to the idea that MTG, and a whole bunch of the Republican base by proxy, are pants-shittingly stupid.

      So maybe spike that cookie with some exlax.

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    You just need to decouple your tachyon emitters from the positronic relay and reroute some of the hyper-coolant from your warp core to the phase compensators. Pretty sure that either controls hurricanes or creates a black hole, one of the two.

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    "FFS Marjorie, we’re PRETENDING not to know how things work as a strategy. " – Some house member probably

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    I am so done with the misinformation and the lying and attacking. Republicans need to clean their shit up. I hope they get smacked fuckin hard this election. If not, they’ll just say it’s stolen. So everyone has to vote. We have to win in a landslide.

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    **What they’re saying: **Rep. Carlos Gimenez (R-Fla.), who represents a Hurricane-prone district in South Florida, replied to one of Greene’s posts writing, “NEW FLASH —> Humans cannot create or control hurricanes.”

    • “Anyone who thinks they can, needs to have their head examined,” he added – a biting direct rebuke of a fellow House Republican.

    Why yes please examine all of our Congressional heads. Also what da fk have they been ingesting? In the word of AvE, focus you f#k!