This is an urban legend and shame on OP for perpetuating it. The only verifiable instances of open source operating systems found in Halloween candy were installed by the children’s parents themselves.
Fuck Nestle, Embrace Arch
Still better than candy corn.
Wow, what a dichotomy, your both the best candy giver, and the worst!
But can it run doom?
Was about to comment this but I see retarded minds think alike
“But you said you put a whole raspberry pie in here! What gives?”
“I did!”
peppermintOS for a reason.
This is why we can’t have nice things. If it’s not expensive drugs in cheap candy, it’s fuckin hidden kernels.
Don’t worry, it won’t be GUI.
Nothing but crunchy kernels.
Man I’m just sick of all the candy kernels during Halloween like who’s installing them
parents beware: updates in the candy past nougat could mean increased annoyance, stress over security updates
The candy boots Linux without using Plymouth eye candy? Stay away from me and my kids!
Linux-ass candy bar
Removed by mod
Off your mash on ecstasy pipes! End up like a piano dentist.
Another commie plot!