“Of course my grandparents survived the Holocaust! My grandfather was one of the most decorated officers in the S… uh, next question?”
“My grandfather died in a concentration camp! He fell off the watchtower!”
“my grandfather was a war hero. He killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp”
"My grandad was responsible for 28 downed German planes in WW2.
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had."
I gotta give it to you. I think this is the best one.
😂😂😂"My grandfather destroyed an entire Nazi ammunition and explosives dump in WW2.
And that was the last time they ever let him smoke on duty."
“He managed to escape in the company car, a Mercedes-Benz 770”
Same old fascist playbook: Claim that you have unassailable evidence that you’re going to throw down “soon.”
My girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
That’s the same tactic of Christian Fundigelical Apologists, too. It’s no wonder they’re bedfellows.
Well, not THEE Holocaust that everyone knows about. I’m talking about our own Holocaust, when we fled due to bedbugs…
The
Holocostco probablyThis holocaust lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know it
What a pathetic specimen. He hasn’t gathered yet that he’d be way ahead to simply STFU.
That guy baffles me every time I read of him. Is he made of dumb or does he think everybody else is?
Nevermind. His voters don’t care, so the latter it seems to be. Or both.
I love the one where he’s being interviewed and the question is about what you do for Thanksgiving or something, his opponent is like, “oh yeah just good times with the family, we always get Haagen Dazs ice cream for a special treat.” Then Santos is asked and he’s like, “oh yeah I love those good times with family and Haagen Dazs ice cream, such a special time every year.”
That reminds me about that special time of the year. We always get Ben & Jerry’s, because it’s clearly superior.
By the way, I’m right back, I need to… uh, check the freezer for Russians. Yeah, not ice cream, Russians.
Oh there’s no taste like Haagen Dazs for the holidays…
Sweatpants and Häagen-Dazs
Clearly enough other people are or he wouldn’t be where he is.
He saw how Trump conned his way to the office of the president of the us and he did the same to get into congress.
That sounds strange when I think about it, but Trump seems less insane. Dumb, cruel, immature, greedy, etc, sure. But less insane.
Rubber-faced creep.
