GreyTechnician@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoIf you could switch lives with any fictional character, who would it be?message-squaremessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down13
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareIf you could switch lives with any fictional character, who would it be?GreyTechnician@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·edit-28 months agoWalter Harriman from Stargate SG-1. Intersting and easy job, rarely in mortal danger, good job security, cool co-workers. Duties include: Open the iris Close the iris Loudly announce “'incoming wormhole!” Even though the stargate is loud as fuck and everyone already knows, and that could be automated anyway. Press the button that makes the whole base go “woop! Woop! Woop!” Dial the gate (actually terrified I might accidentally connect Earth to a black hole again) Main job perks include: Sometimes Sam Carter brushes past me close enough that I can smell her hair. Jack O’Neill once patted me on the back and said ‘good job’ (I think of him like a father figure even though I’m older than him) Teal’c
minus-squareJWBananas@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoAnd on that 7th chevron, you usually get to switch things up and say locked!
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 months agoDon’t forget he finally got his own parking spot after 11 years, can crack a general up with requisition form numbers. Became the curator of the SGC after the… Oh wait wrong timeline.
minus-squarejasep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoI mean I was going to say Superman or something, but yours is way better 😆
Walter Harriman from Stargate SG-1.
Intersting and easy job, rarely in mortal danger, good job security, cool co-workers.
Duties include:
Open the iris
Close the iris
Loudly announce “'incoming wormhole!” Even though the stargate is loud as fuck and everyone already knows, and that could be automated anyway.
Press the button that makes the whole base go “woop! Woop! Woop!”
Dial the gate (actually terrified I might accidentally connect Earth to a black hole again)
Main job perks include:
Sometimes Sam Carter brushes past me close enough that I can smell her hair.
Jack O’Neill once patted me on the back and said ‘good job’ (I think of him like a father figure even though I’m older than him)
Teal’c
And on that 7th chevron, you usually get to switch things up and say locked!
Don’t forget he finally got his own parking spot after 11 years, can crack a general up with requisition form numbers.
Became the curator of the SGC after the… Oh wait wrong timeline.
I mean I was going to say Superman or something, but yours is way better 😆