On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas. Burkhardt told the board that, when she was 11, she read a Scholastic book that introduced her to "a single kiss." According to Burkhardt, her exposure to this Scholastic book was directly responsible for her developing a debilitating addiction to pornography.
oh it’s not been so long that I’ve forgotten that being a cis boy in school consists 99% of shouting about how everyone except you is gay. “the lady doth protest a lot and is therefore probably telling the truth” and all