Most of the entries were just funny, the last one is a nuke:
- I heard that the only real application for that technology was child pornography. How did you hear about it?
power tripping legislators when someone mentions encryption
Gonna use this next time someone suggests using excel as a database
Trying to build a team behind that technology would be a staffing nightmare.
An incredibly valid consideration that too often goes ignored.
Oh, this one stings. My company uses a proprietary platform for it’s most critical records but we require a technical certification to even use its API. Pretty much an entire division said, “Fuck you! We’re not tying up our people for 3 months to study and acquire a certification. We just won’t use it!”
I like your idea. Why don’t you write up a white paper and we’ll review it at the next staff meeting?
I think I might have said this verbatim before
That one feels too cruel. If you said that to some junior dev they’d likely do it… and probably in their free time.
That said with fellow senior devs if someone suggests something completely off the wall I will occasionally respond with, essentially, prove it first.
“It’s* better** to do things*** by this approach.”
Always throw a spanner in there with:
*: [citation needed]
**: According to who exactly?
***: Please specify exact use casesWith a senior engineer it’s perfectly reasonable to just say “ok, implement it and let me know how it works.”
Like the whole point is that they should be relatively independent and capable of taking ideas from paper to product.
I was told to write my idea into an article to share internally with engineers. Then someone internally reached out to post it on our company tech blog. Then it got published on the tech blog. So I guess that’s something?
As a started reading I thought “Hmm, some of these remind me of [coworker x]”. As I continued I realized all of these remind me of [coworker x].
I might have to turn some of these into bingo cards.
I’ve got one to add that should be used more often than it is.
Wouldn’t that require running the service as an admin?
“I’m afraid that isn’t according to best practices”
Let’s do it for real then
We’ll never get it certified if we do it that way.
Didn’t read all, however, thanks for sharing. Made me laugh and I certainly needed a good laugh today
Entry 71.
If we go with that idea, we’re going to have Don Marti camped out in the front lobby with 300 angry software jihad supporters.
do it
“your mom”
