• Hupf@feddit.de
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    10 months ago

    Always two there are. No more, no less. A MasterCard and an American Express.

  • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Waiter: Have a seat, young man.

    Anakin: But we just gave you the card for the check.

    Waiter: I said have a seat, young consumer.

    Anakin: This isn’t RIGHT. It’s not FAIR! I PAID MY TAB!

    Waiter: Not. Yet.

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    10 months ago

    Let’s just say that his subsequent actions were “mostly” caused by his desire to save Padme.

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    10 months ago

    Let’s just say tha he lightsaber him “mostly” because of Padme.