“Do dictators even play golf?” Watters cracked, while suggesting that Trump isn’t “organized” enough to abuse power.

Donald J. Trump’s declaration Tuesday night that he would be a “dictator” only on “Day One” of his presidency wasn’t to be taken seriously, Fox News host Jesse Watters insisted Wednesday.

“It’s only a dictatorship for one day, guys,” Watters began, chuckling. “He’ll just sit and sign executive orders like Biden did.”

Trump, Watters claimed, “knows exactly what he is doing.”

“He’s teasing the press and they just took the bait,” he claimed, before playing clips of two MSNBC contributors who—unlike Watters—were not taking Trump lightly.

“Look how unhappy these people look. MSNBC needs to relax. And don’t you dare laugh at Trump’s jokes. They aren’t funny,” the Fox host said, before going to another round of clips, this time from the rival network’s Morning Joe show.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    571·
    10 months ago

    That didn’t happen.
    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
    And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
    And if it is, that’s not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <---- this one
    And if I did, you deserved it.

    *arrow mine. may it find Trump’s knee.

      • ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        10 months ago

        Has anyone tried piercing adult diapers with an arrow shot? For all we know it’s so full he’d just walk around for the next half hour with arrows sticking out his ass, dripping shit, oblivious that he’d been shot at all.

        It’s not like anyone would tell him, either. They couldn’t even tell him he was walking onto Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        11·
        10 months ago

        You can survive an arrow to the throat. An arrow to the knee?

        “I used to be a president, but then I took an arrow to the knee”… becoming a Skyrim meme would infuriate his bloated ego

        Edit: it would also wreck his already laughably bad golf game