• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    “I’m sorry, I’m trying to find the exit, could you show me?”

    “Oh, right this way! Follow me! Scuse me everyone these guys need to get out — make way, make way! Haha. There you go, buddy. Have a good 'un.”

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Midwest version.

      Awww don’t forget to get take some hot dish with you we got too much!

      Oh darn your tires a little low bud. Lemme grab my compressor we’ll get your right up in a jiffy. So how’s your ma doing with her melanomas? Watch out for them damn FIBs too. They don’t need first snow to throw themselves off the road. Any will do.