Is this about that time Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) played the grim reaper in The Twilight Zone

Or is this a different reference about a different Geroge playing the grim reaper?

A reminder that the Confederate Constitution literally said black people would forever be property

Article I Section 9(4) No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed

I have a solid black cat that you can just do anything with. If he’s laying there you can lay with him and he’s happy or you can pick him up and carry him ti a whole other room and put him somewhere and as long as you give him a few pets he’ll be happy.

Yes, it is. They don’t have to vote that way, but free speech means I get to make a case for it.

That’s literally democracy.

I actually managed to get mine done early this year, April 13th at 4 am.

Don’t forget that the south was trying to force the north ro send back escaped slaves, depite the north using their states rights to say no. The south would also send Bounty hunters to go kidnap free born black people to sell into slavery. So yeah, states rights was an issue. The right to identify people as human.

But let’s not also forget that the confederate constitution had a passage that says that there will not be any laws capable of being passed that infringe on the right to own black people

Article I Section 9(4) No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed

You’re all making jokes about how obvious this is, however I would argue that it’s still a very important thing to study and an important thing to say.

So many people pull out the suicide statistics of trans people, and for anyone with a brain, would understand that the rates of suicide are so high is because of the ratio of people who hate them simply for existing. How many times can you be told to fucking kill yourself before you do, huh?

This study validates that not telling kids to kill themselves, and and having loving parents is the “secret” to bringing down rates of depression and suicide.

So for everyone with a brain this is pretty god damned obvious, it’s sad that it needs to be said, but it does still need to.

I got a job and started helping with the light bill and food

And by got a job, I mean I was told I was going to work on a tree crew as well as run lawn mowers in 95 degree weather

The best thing to do is edit it to be just a period then delete. I can still sew deleted comments by hitting copy text

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Naturally closed source for profit software is so much better and would never contain anything malicious.

We know this for certain because the PR department affirmed us that there is nothing malicious or illegal within their code. There internal investigations found no proof of hacking from external sources, All code changes where done with the full legal permission of our Ceo and Overlord Marz Kucherberg ™

Mississippi

I absolutely refuse to measure speeds in bits.

The power companies in my area started installing fiber on the power lines and running their own ISPs.

No data caps or anything, I’m raw dogging these torrents at like 80 megabytes a second, I even started running my own home server

Penis inspection day already?

It requires context, but many memes do anyway

Can we trust that posts made to reddit to purposefully influence reddit stock are legitimate posts and not manufactured by the admins in some way?

Yeah but then you’d get people trying to be homeless on purpose

Edit: how the fuck does spoiler text work

I heard so much racism/making fun about black names growing up, but like, white people names are some of the absolute goofiest shit I’ve ever heard.

This commenter has never lived with a child.

I know for a fact some mods remove and ban for it, but I’ve been on reddit a long time and I remember seeing mods ban people over linking similar subs.

It seems like each new version of Android locks down the file system in some new way that breaks a core part of something I do, so I actively don’t want to upgrade.

I can’t root my phone because I need my banking apps readily avaliable right now.