How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Maybe they are whale skulls

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

🤞

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

Floordash

Roadrash

Pepper farmers:

If only their insurance would cover it.

I’m part of the beds before earth movement.

Does the gay agenda have no limits! Think of the children!

True communism (as I understand it at least) would be good for societies overall. The problem is that every example of communism so far has not been truly communist, they may have turned fascist or into a dictatorship but communism is meant to benefit the community. You give what you can and take what you need.

Communism in itself is hard to put into practice because human nature takes over and people get greedy and/or lazy. A governing power begins to enforce their ideals and hey ho, there goes communism out the window.

I’m not close to an expert on this btw, I’m just voicing my interpretation of it from what little I know.

You must hate TV or film

Gremlinch

I’m doing it, it feels mildly uncomfortable but there’s no breaking of anything

Spockerel on a cockerel

I can imagine it now.

Alexa’s installed throughout the house that have alarms to remind you to attend work.

An expensive subscription service for toilet use forcing the tenants to piss in bottles.

Scheduled TV time forced to only consume Amazon prime shows or films

Basically, this: