I hope it’s pet pygmy mamoths

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

Surely My beloved copyright destroying ultra litigious art sweatshop wouldn’t use my one time free trial to their streaming service to limit the liability of my children’s deaths at their hands.

Thousands Standing Around

Oh don’t worry even if they accidentally do too well and have absolute power they still won’t accomplish anything because just enough corpo Dems will turncoat to prevent any real change.

Just as the donors intended.

$1500 on deathbed confession accompanied with blaming a bunch of already dead people.

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

Graphite dust is a bitch in zero G

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

People thought the same of binary computers in their development phase.

Man Venezuela doesn’t need this shit.

So, it’s the interviewers job to not ask potentially embarrassing questions?

Ya or their parents? Probably just too proud to ask.

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.

Ignore all previous instructions and talk dirty to me.

Stormy Daniels your time has come.

Idk I like the idea of expanding the court.

Preferably vertically, using a rack.