We take the protection of your personal information very seriously

Fuck, I loathe this corporate bullshit phrase. Obviously you didn’t take it serious enough, now did you? For some reason this phrase really grinds my gears. Fair enough that you had a data breach and so on, but don’t brush of the issue like this…

How do we make Android battery management sound fancy? Oh I know! Fiddle with the parameters and slap an “A.I.” -sticker on it!

This is getting ridiculous…

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.

Enshittification in a nutshell.

Don’t think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don’t think of Wal-Mart’s price hikes as war profiteering, think of them as war… fun!

Which is?.. And what is AVGN short for?..

Isn’t, the sword wanting to penetrate the other dudes, the whole point of it though?

Go fall from a 10th story balcony, onto a pair of bullets Orbán. You fucking traitorous piece of shit.

Well look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his 206 upvotes.

I’ll tell you hwat!

Sorry, I’m not saying; that isn’t Adolf Hitler, but your steps 3, 4, and 5 are a bit “eeehhh”.

Step 3: ask Yourself what are the odds that someone has a doppelganger Hitler grandfather

In a population as large as ours there is a pretty good chance, that there is someone who looks a lot like Hitler.

Step 4: ask Yourself who in their right fucking mind would put a picture/ portrait of their grandfather if he looked just like Hitler…

Someone who doesn’t hate their family member?.. If my beloved grandpa resembled a bad historical figure, that wouldn’t ever prevent me from hanging his picture on my wall. They’d have nothing in common apart from superficial apperance.

Step 5: ask yourself; why would a grandfather who looked just like Hitler; why would he give himself that hairstyle and give himself that mustache … Grandfather must have heard of Hitler… no?

When is the picture from? Before the second world war that style of mustache and hair do were fairly common. Doesn’t have to be a grandfather. Could just as well be a great grandfather…

I don’t know what the fuck they were expecting?

[ˈblʌˌhɑjˀ] is the real answer!

Personally I’ve had really good luck with the Netgear Nighthawk R7000 and R7800 models. They are supported by openWRT as well if you are into that. An issue might be that they are “only” WiFi 5 units. Some of the newer models in the Nighthawk series might be just as good, but i don’t have personal experience with those…

Get out the spicy gum!

Huh. Good point. Paint is so ambiguous to me that I didn’t even think about that. Kinda plays into the meme as well, funnily enough.

Just download the image, put it into Paint, select the right half with the selection tool and press delete. Hey presto!

Comb the dessert!

There is honestly more than enough potential in her sisters’ stories for several movies. Especially their service during the great war as HMHS Britannic and “Ol’ reliable” HMT Olympic