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me too. just started actually. well actually VDV
me too. just started actually. well actually VDV
I’m glad this wasn’t posted like 3 weeks ago when my laptop battery died on me. otherwise I woulda thought this was legit happening
Gen Z? Yes.
Producers, advertisers, and other media big wigs that would fit in with the Ferengi Commerce Association? No
I’ve had people wonder ask how I cross my legs (not foot-on-knee but actually crossed over) without my balls getting in the way or damaged
$34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side
like it’s MY fault the ungrateful landlord don’t take EBT
kill a couple thousand politicians, but try to spare any under the age of 45. I may or may not agree with their views, but at least they’ll be a part of the future they’re tryna make.
torture some billionaires to gain access to their company payroll, so I can cut their CEOs pay and raise their entry-level workers’ pay. Hell, I’ll raise the payrates of everyone under them, they all deserve it more than a CEO.
I’d prolly only have enough time to do that to one company tho, so I’d probably choose Amazon as priority one.
Missed an opportunity to call it Johnny Depth
It doesn’t haunt me, but Full Metal Jacket. My dad rented it for family movie night when I was 10 or 11, and needless to say my mom is STILL mad at him for watching that with me in the room for the first hour. Worst part is my dad didn’t know about it, he only knew R Lee Ermy from a show he did on the history channel called Mail Call that he watched with my sister growing up. So he never expected Ermy to shout that stuff.
Goddamn youth imams are at it again
Josie couldn’t consent. Jake couldn’t consent. But THE LORD COULD!
Your honor, did you remember to ask Him?
oh damn. more colossal waves of death is the last thing a celebration of the Irish need. thanks for setting it straight
better yet, make a green dye outta algae, so that it actually does something other than look interesting. And knowing how rivers in cities work, it’s polluted enough that algae will die off withing a few days tops, so it’d be efficient
Jike: Just Jo Jit wait
bold of you to assume tobacco smokers only smoke twice a week
as a type 1 diabetic, this is like a one-sentence horror
how? they got no laces
funerals in Fargo, ND
don’t you mean a joss?
do remember that Reaganomics hadn’t been invented yet, so wages, income, and all that were MUCH better