she/they
Slamming my head on the door hinges
Cause I can’t figure out what the fuck rhymes with “oranges”
Except it is wasted because there is literally zero chance a 3rd party candidate will win the presidency. If we’re talking lower offices, then maybe, but if you’re not voting Harris then you are directly assisting Trump.
Funny, I literally just started playing that yesterday
Of course the fruity bussi is filled with goo
And you still forgot the pickles
Night shift workers be like
🎵I’m fighting bosses and shit, cause I’m in fuckin’ Elden Ring🎵
I just keep mine pointed at the ceiling unless it’s in use
For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course
A nice ass is a nice ass
Notify your plant salespeople as well
The fact that we’re at the point where candidates just outwardly say “yeah, I lied. So what?” And people continue to back them is wild.
Gen alpha is cooked
Buddy, I’m the product of two idiot 16 year old addicts fucking around without protection. You’re damn well right I feel the same way. But at the end of the day, I’m here, so I’m gonna try to make the best of it where I can. And you should, too
Oh, okay, good. I was seriously concerned there for a minute
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Wait… are you telling me SaladToss coined the term “Amogus”???
Please say sike
This image hits so much different now than when it was created a few years ago
Never said I was a good one