At least there is dinner and dancing.

So be it. I should be able to text one handed without stretching my thumb through inhuman effort to reach the “a” key.

I have a Galaxy S24 Plus. My three gripes with it are that it is too big, no headphone jack, and no SD card slot. Really, being too big is the worst. I miss smaller phones. Like the Galaxy S6. My favorite phone was probably either my ZTE Axon 7, which had fantastic front facing stereo speakers and a nice aluminum body, or my HTC Vivid with its horizontal dock.

For an extra 20, you can put Gulikit hall effect joycon sticks in it. And for a few dollars more, there’s a spot on the board to solder and mount a haptic feedback motor. Still under $100. You want to get extra crazy, you could fit a small usb wireless adapter inside it. Still trying to figure out how to get stereo sound. But at the point of all those mods, you could get an RG35XX.

I worked a ton of overtime and bought two luxury watches.

Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.

I had the PC version growing up. So, I mostly played with a Gravis Stinger, or a that weird Nintendo branded joystick. The yaw was how you rotated your engines.

Man, that’s a stupid name. Poor kid permanently tied to a pop culture reference. Two, if the Loki is referring to Marvel. Naming a kid is not an opportunity to express yourself. If you want people to know you like star wars, get a tattoo. Or a bumper sticker. And then I’ll judge you. But leave the kid out of it.

We used to have huge crowds, I’ve been there. I’ve campaigned with them. Huge crowds. We filled the National Mall. Millions of people. You should have seen them. I’ve spoken to them. Now, they’re all gone. Where are they, I don’t know. They were huge. Now they’re so small. You should see them now. Wow. What a small crowd.

I just got a Switch 1, I’m not ready for change!

After a quick image search, yes. I love it.

That looks really cool. I like whatever style of architecture this is.

I play this every December. I brush off the Sega Saturn and relive Christmas of 1998.

I hope so. 3 was awful, I didn’t even finish it.

That’s pretty fitting, considering dying on the toilet is a risk at his age.

No. It’s a lump of cells. Who cares.

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.

Yeah, I was so happy to vote for her last time. I would LOVE to have her on the big ballot this year, but I’m very happy she’s dedicated to getting shit done here at home.

I used that cable for my Gameboy printer more than anything.