Americans use the word toilet. It’s the thing you sit on, not the room itself.

I want this. Gimme.

They aren’t subsidizing anything. They aren’t losing money on the gas they are selling you. It’s just another way to profit from you after you’ve bought groceries from them.

Plot twist, your crazy bet goes viral (no pun intended) and the guy who dropped the test tube in Wuhan was late to work that day because he was watching a video about it. No pandemic occurs, Trump fades into obscurity, and a small company working on climate change solutions makes an incredible finding and fixes the planet because they didn’t have to go bankrupt during COVID.

Alec Baldwin still shoots someone.

Fill it with lorum ipsum just in case any of them are brave enough to take a peek inside.

Divorce her earlier and keep more of my equity in the house I bought before we were married.

He was just trying to explain that his nihilism made him do it.

Now we’re on the same page!

It’s a reference to a scene in a Mel Brooks movie. ;)

I mean who hasn’t been served a bad dish of incestuous goat soup?

Well if we were treating them fairly they’d be in prison.

They lost me at “obey”

The 10 that are left after Moses dropped the third tablet.

Okay but what if they are masochists?

Tell me again why we need to be fair to executives that murdered 340+ people to save money on training and certifications for their new plane?

wonder what the play is here?

Sometimes even the sociopaths slip up and accidentally tell the truth.

Apologize and then say “I’m proud of our safety record”

Who is pretending it doesn’t exist? I’d really enjoy robbing a bank so I didn’t have to work anymore, but I don’t because it’s wrong. No matter how much I want that money. I get the urge to smoke weed and play video games all day but I don’t because I have responsibilities. The urge isn’t the problem. I understand that they probably don’t want those urges and it’s either brain miswiring or due to their own abuse earlier in life, but having an urge and acting on it are two totally different things. Their lack of self control is the issue. The coverup and then having the AUDACITY to tell other people how to live their lives, like this asshole was doing, is the icing on the cake.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? I’ve made it through my entire adulthood without molesting any children…. WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. It’s real easy, the only thing you have to do is not fuck any kids. Do they need to teach that in church or something?

And they think they can still hold some kind of moral authority? What a sick joke.

On-premises. Please, for the love of god.