[Bernie] may be old, but he’s still mentally intact.

At that age mental acuity can go fast. I would vote for Bernie over Trump or Biden in a heartbeat, but I would rather have someone younger.

Dude’s got more than enough on his plate, but maybe we could find an American comedian who plays piano with his dick

Thanks for the clarification. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it.

In Battlestar Galactica (2004) robots called Cylons attack the humans by hacking their computer network. They are able to destroy most of humanity and all but a handful of human ships. One of the ships that survives is the Battlestar Galactica, an old ship that was about to become a museum, and is too old to be connected to the network. The man in the picture is Admiral William Adama, captain of the Galactica. He orders that computers are not to be networked together, so they can’t be hacked by the Cylons.

In real life cyber security provider CrowdStrike had a bug in one of its update files. The file went out as part of an automated update to computers at many businesses around the world, including banks and airlines. The bug made the computers crash, grounding flights, making payment systems inoperable, etc.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I ignored my instructions to write a poem about cashews.

Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.

When Pablo Escobar got arrested he designed the prison he went to.

High pitched voice: You fart helium!?

You should probably ignore that

Holy shirt balls!

Etymologically, the name is usually said to derive from the oblique case of a Proto-West Germanic root: *gīsl “hostage, pledge”

Well that’s some nominative irony

We all live in a magic sub bus, a magic sub bus, a magic sub bus

If the Good Die Young, by Tracy Lawrence

“Cause I’m gonna live forever if the good die young”

Code switching is pretty common, but this sounds like something different since she’s using different accents with the same people.

Sounds like a good way to get in a fight with the toilet.

However old you are is the oldest you’ve ever been

It would depend on how rare the rarest endings are. If there are only a handful of copies of one of the endings and the handful of people that got it don’t engage with the online fan community (not everyone who reads books are online about it), those people might not even know there are different endings, let alone that they have a rare one.

By “celebrate” do they mean eulogize?

Planets and stars should become less dense, since they have less gravity pulling inward. Either way though it would cause major effects.

Memento plus Groundhog’s Day is Groundhog’s Day from everyone else’s perspective