So true.

Such a great show!

It’s all in the wrist.

Jessica Fletcher would figure it out when she dressed up as a drunk to tail her niece. She’d sing a bit of shanty, kiss you on the forehead, and encourage you to be yourself. You were once her student, and she always knew from your writing that you were a kind soul and a wicked plot weaver.

Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

You just can’t help but be judgmental, can you. Points because you’re right: everyone but you enjoyed thread OP. And maybe you did too, but you chose to basically shit on OP because of the Goth equivalent of “no true Scotsman.” Not seeing anyone laughing with you here, just around you.

I’m sorry, did you say 84 bricks? Could’ve sworn they found 83…

Neither does OP of this thread, and yet you judged him. Hypocrite.

I’ve now tagged you as the Goth Gatekeeper. I’d love to see your credentials.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.

This is why we need to make this happen! I can sub mit a few scripts myself to start really establishing the world, but I want to hear what other people have imagined this might be.

You even captured a grackle’s evil eyes! Well done.

It’s really not necessary to shame someone who is willing to learn.

But our weapons now can kill millions in an instant, and millions more subsequently. Missiles and such a regularly guided by Playstation controllers thousands of miles away.

Troy may have had a few thousand to massacre. We were more violent, but at least we actually had to face the violence we committed.

Edit: I did not mean this as an argument against what you shared. I can see why it might be read as such. I only meant to add another aspect to the conversation.

For real. They have to find 90 bricks of cocaine for it to become a thing, I guess.

All three are my spirit animals.

For real. Dealers rarely have 93 bricks of cocaine, like this guy.

That’s very interesting! Could you tell us more about this? Was this a specific college program or something? What do you mean by, “if the cues were distinct enough?”

Funny joke, haha… Unless you know ballet costumes.

Most likely, she’d be wearing tights and no underwear under that, because the tights have the crotch situation of panties, hopefully. Also, leotards and the like only work if they go over your bathing suit area down there, so that’s another layer to obscure the goodies. Maybe she didn’t get a bikini wax and forgot her tights?

Anyway, sorry if I ruined any fantasies…it’s pretty hot in theory, but I’m telling you it is much more gnarly (not just the feet) than pretty.

My last sentence was meant to convey exactly that: OP should get some decent headphones and stay at home for his musical enjoyment. Apologies if that was unclear.