“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”

It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.

Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

If only there were some way to prevent this…

Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.

“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”

If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

I didn’t even have to check to see if he’s Bill Pullman’s son. It would be pretty funny to see Bill Pullman Jr and Kurt Russell Jr sharing the screen together.

But when is Burrito BOWL season?

“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”

I actually had this on my 2024 Bingo Card.

He was chasing them with cocaine.

I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.