We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it’s way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you’ve played one country, you’ve played them all.

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

Cock-and-ball sink

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.