https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWBjwgxEawo

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.

I’m guessing it was Wargames.

What else could he play with those tiny hands?

I was thinking more like a jazz trombonist.

Felonious Trump has a nice ring to it.

Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!

Magic The Gathering is racist?

Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from ‘social committee’ sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!

I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

You’d say what with the what now?

Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test.”

Pssst. Elon. You’re not any of those three things.

Russia says US support for Ukraine will end as ‘humiliating fiasco’ like ‘Vietnam and Afghanistan’

Of course that Is what Russia says. They were hardly likely to say ‘That’‘s it, game over for us, we’re withdrawing all our troops now.’

I miss Windows 3.11.

Well, yeah, they don’t play cricket.

… and yet when I do a beautiful, booming bottom burp in front of King Charlie-come-lately I get hauled away by the Royal Protection Squad!

Fuckin’ shark. As long as we’re up a mountain.

“The intent is to provide drivers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heated seat configurations.”

You don’t need to fuel a castle, silly!