Two of them!

Two of them!

Ebay. Get a reconditioned one with the specs you need.

What is Our Hero watching/playing on that cathode ray in the first frame?

*not a potion

When they kill the games, they no longer make money on them. So playing without paying is not a lost sale, even if the player is corrupt enough to enjoy playing. So there’s no problem yeah?

It’s four panels and it isn’t loss. I’ll take it.

*affect

Help them get better.

He only wanted to hire one model for his online store.

Perhaps it’s fun to turn it back on them, but by doing so you’re making it acceptable. Next time they misgender someone they’ll say “but libs do it to me”.

Sort of. The same game, over and over, each time in a different colour, each time with a higher pixel density, each time a little bit worse.

Nintendo aren’t the worst company. Not even the worst gaming company. Not when they have competition like Ubisoft and Warner Brothers and EA and Activision.

Of course, if it weren’t for the presence of the aforementioned companies, Nintendo would be the worst.

To shreds you say?

It’ll be fine. Just stuff the wires back in.

Penis. The answer is always penis.

Rule Brittania would be a good one to rid history of.