“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)
“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)
“And I’d do it again.” Robinson. Probably.
I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!
….or, delivered.
“You’re not my real stool! You’re just a stepstool!”
Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it.
Bye, Bob.
Bye, Bob.
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
And did you love it too much, baby?
Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars did the same thing. It added to the realism because it was “now”. That being said, I don’t want real world advertising in my fantasy world game playing time. World building fake ads? Like frilly toothpicks, I’m for ‘em!
I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”
POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.
Faburgé
Superliminal. Some problems aren’t a problem with the right perspective.
Weekend at Bernie’s II