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Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”
Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”
Oil companies - $2.99&9/10
I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.
I remember my cousin saying “watch out for z onkle, he’s a creep”
I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.
It’s coming right for us! Shoot it!
“how much is our fine?”
Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?
They are natural enemies. Like McLaren and Red Bull. Or Ferrari and Red Bull. Or Aston Martin and Red Bull. Damn you Red Bull!
(And by Red Bull, we know we really mean Max)
Unrealistically Sargeant is next probably
The church?
For once, 5 seconds feels right.
Lando, here is your new friend, MBS. He will high five you anytime you ask.
Only because Lance to Mercedes! Called it here first!
This would be perfect if there were 11 teams!
Sorry I said that wrong. Give me another team!
Ramming a car, 10 second penalty. Washing out and taking out another car, 10 second penalty. Not knowing your car is 2 inches short of the safety car line, believe it or not, 10 second penalty.
Images you can hear
When you think it’s the Duolingo bird has come to kick your ass and it turns out to be the Duel-lingo bird…bang bang