She’s silly. Thanks for the laugh.

People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I’m very aware of this movie.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

True.
Although, he was almost named Gooch.

Because that’s what his owner named him.

You’re entitled to that opinion. But, I couldn’t care less.

Mad at your cat for being a cat. SMH

Quiz Lady

I found Inception to be stupid AF. It looked amazing, but the story was meh. Interstellar however, is the shit.

$3 dollar bill y’all is my shit

So this is how I begin my Caturday.

Dodge attack

I still can’t believe a former mid college football coach is holding back these promotions to wait on orange Hitler to fill them with his fascist yes men.

You’d think the NY Times could look at a map and see Albany is in the southwest region of Georgia.

Rats jumping off a sinking ship. These pussies say this shit years after all of us with sense have been echoing this point.

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.